badkidsjokes:

​why did the banana eat himself 

he had nothing

egobirth:

I listen to hardcore have a beard an anchor tattoo I love eating pussy and hate girls that have been with too many guys theyre sluts I like classy girls with real curves red lipstick and tattoos I work at Costco I stack the boxes but in my spare time I drink coffee that’s my main hobby my other hobby is reblogging Charles bukowski quotes and trying to convince girls to let me tie them up but no girls like me because they’re sluts and only like bad guys and I like hardcore music and coffee and have an anchor tatto